Q:  Who is Sally, and why do you hate her?  Would you consider changing the name of your band if I told you my mothers name was Sally and she thinks the band is about her?

>>The band IS about your mother and if you listen to the lyrics, closely, you might figure out how we're going to kill her...

Q:  Well... That's unfortunate.  You guys are often described as "Metal/Punk".  What exactly does it take to be Metal Punk?  Are you just playing fast and in drop D?  Or is Satan somehow involved?

>>If you're metal punk you have to own Bad Religion's "Suffer" and Iron Maiden's "Piece of Mind"...if you own anything by Simple Plan or Linkin Park you are not metal-punk, you are a loser.  We're losers too, don't get us wrong, we drink Laker beer, and lose a lot of things too, like races and our keys and that sort of thing, but for love of god we don't buy Simple Plan. And Satan is involved only in our slaying of mothers.

Q:  You lose races?  Losers... I never lose races.  As far as I know, you've never played a show in Lindsay.  What are some things you know about the fine town?

>>Lindsay was the first city in Ontario to extend the vote to ex-cons with records of first-degree battery and/or assault and/or trafficking over $100 000....FUCK, I DON'T KNOW, isn't Lindsay a piece of shit town like Kingston???

Q:  No, it's a cultural paradise.  I think we can all agree that the news songs (Clean Up The Blood and Crushed Against The Grain) rock harder than most things.  Are they both songs about farming?  Is Clean Up The Blood about cleaning up after you've slaughtered a cow?  And is Crushed Against The Grain about farming grain? Cause that'd be pretty cool.

>>That would be cool and funny, but no.  Clean up the Blood is actually about us cleaning our rooms, with "blood" standing for toys.  You know, when your mom tells you to clean your room and she's like, "yo Ryan (or Marc, or whatever your name is works as well), clean up your god-damned blood."  And then you're like, "fuck off mom, get outta my room.  I fuckin hate you bitch."  At least that what Ben said it's about, it's his fuckin' song.  Can I say fuckin'?

Q:  Oh yeah... We curse all the time on this website.  Groupies.  Discuss.  Banged any?  Maybe when you went out west... far away from the girlfriend... Just dipped it in a little?  Eh? Eh?  Just quickly?

>>Kev, the guy who's not in the band anymore, fucked so many girls it isn't funny...seriously, sometimes 2 or 3 in one night.  His girlfriend is gonna be so pissed when she reads this. Ha Kev you whore.  I fucked Ben, but I thought he was someone else and we called it making love.  Ben is now pregnant.

Q:  You say he "fucked so many guys it's not even funny", yet I find that quite hilarious. You guys are essentially responsible for the entire Kingston Punk Scene existing... and KPP is a major reason/influence that we started throwing shows the way we do in Lindsay... What is your favorite fruit?

>>Fruit is for fuckin' pussies. 

Q: You can't say "fuckin'" on this website.  Mario Brothers Three.  Which character/power-up best describes the sound of your band.

>>While everyone was busy playing Nintendo, I was busy ploughing fields, milking cows and getting the shit beaten out of me by my two farmer mothers.  When I did happen to see a bit of that game, I kinda liked those flower things that came out of those tubey/tunnel things because they reminded me of boners...but that doesn't really answer your question now, does it???

You'd be surprised how well that did answer my question.  Tell me about your "first time"... Doing anything.

>>The first time I was abducted by aliens I was totally fuckin' stoked to blow a lot of shit up, but we ended up doing a lot of reading...weird I thought.